For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
