I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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