I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Just pee around me
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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