I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
and you fell through a lawn chair
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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