She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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