Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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