Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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