one might say we're banned from that church
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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