The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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