After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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