Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Randomize
