One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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