All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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