I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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