do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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