That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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