Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
where does the pee come out of this thing
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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