Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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