Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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