your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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