I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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