# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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