guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
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