Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
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