Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
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