Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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