my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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