: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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