You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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