Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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