something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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