I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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