I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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