Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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