she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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