YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
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