your thong is hanging out like whoa
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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