also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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