Fuck appropriateness.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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