Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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