I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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