Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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