my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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