Just fell off a train. Bad.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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