i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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