Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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