I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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