I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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