But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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