What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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