she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
