Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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