If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
how drunk are you?
Several
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
