we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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