The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Randomize