***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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