Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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