Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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