The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
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