I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
They took my balls.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Randomize