marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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