I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
