...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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