he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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